Who sucks more: Bon Jovi, Nickelback, Coldplay, Creed or the Jonas Brothers?

Tough question. I guess I'd have to say that the Jonas Brothers would have to suck the least, since all the others have four members in their band, whereas they only have three. And four mouths have more sucking power compared to only three. However, Nickelback and Bon Jovi have each had two former members, which places their sucking ability at six mouths apiece. However since Bon Jovi's abbreviation is BJ, I'll have to say that they take the lead over Nickelback.